Come Back, Baby (I​’m a Friend of Your Father) lyrics

[Chorus]
Come back, baby, I​'m a friend of your father
Wearing his thong is truly an honor
Look how my dong barely fits
Because my dong was way bigger than his

[Verse 1]
The day before he died
He said "Please wear this thong" with tears in his eyes
I said, I cannot accept your gift
That's your favorite thong and it just won't fit
I guess I'll try, but my dong is so big
I hope you don't mind if it rips

[Chorus]
Come back, baby, I​'m a friend of your father
Wearing his thong is truly an honor
Look how my dong barely fits
Because my dong was way bigger than his

[Verse 2]
I can't stress that enough
He left a note with it so faint
So take care of her, she's my saint

[Chorus]
Come back, baby, I​'m a friend of your father
Wearing his thong is truly an honor
Look how my dong barely fits
Because my dong was way bigger than his
[Verse 1]
The day before he died, he said
"Please wear this thong" with tears in his eyes
I said, I cannot accept your gift
That's your favorite thong and it just won't fit
I guess I'll try, but my dong is so big
I hope you don't mind if it rips

[Chorus]
Come back, baby, I​'m a friend of your father
Wearing his thong is truly an honor
Look how my dong barely fits
Because my dong was way bigger than his

[Outro]
I can't stress that enough