It’s Time To Take a sh*t on the Company’s Dime lyrics
by Obscurest Vinyl
[Intro]
f*ck yeah
It’s time
To take a sh*t on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to sh*t sometimes
I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by
[Chorus]
Getting paid to sh*t
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
Getting paid to sh*t
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
[Verse]
I knew my boss would spy on me
So I p*ssed on the floor to make it slippery
He tried to run really fast into the stall
But he slipped on my p*ss and smashed his balls
I said “Holy sh*t, he might be dead”
As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
He screamed “You’re f*cking toast!”
I called the police and told them that my boss was trying to install a glory hole
While I was trying to take a dump
So I p*ssed on him in self defense
And my boss got arrested
Cool!
[Chorus]
Getting paid to sh*t
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
Getting paid to sh*t
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
[Musical Interlude]
[Pre-Bridge]
f*ck yeah
It’s time
To take a sh*t on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to sh*t sometimes
I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by, hey hey!
[Bridge]
It’s time to take a sh*t on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to sh*t sometimes
I'm just hanging dong
As the time flies by
[Outro]
Getting paid to sh*t
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
Getting paid to sh*t
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
Paid
To sh*t!
And as the time flies by!
Getting paid to sh*t
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
Cool!