First Date Farts (Don’t sh*t, Don’t sh*t, Don’t sh*t) lyrics
by Obscurest Vinyl
I got first date farts
Dancing in my butt
He thinks he's getting me wet
But not like you'd expect
But not like you, when I think I'm gonna blast
I put his hand over my ass
And remember what my mom said
"Don't sh*t, don't sh*t, don't sh*t, don't sh*t"
Mama, I don't think I'm strong enough
He's gonna make me blow, mama
Oh I got first date farts in my butt
At the end of the night
He looked deep into my eyes
I was so nervous, I thought I'd die
He ran his fingers up my thigh, and said
"Please sh*t, please sh*t, please sh*t, please sh*t"
Mama, I think I found the one
He's gonna makе me blow, mama
Please sh*t, plеase sh*t, please sh*t, please sh*t
Mama, I think I found the one
He's gonna make me blow, mama
Oh I got first date farts in my butt
Oh I got first date farts in my butt