Daydreamin’ (About Taking a Huge Dump, Then Getting up To p*ss on the Dump To Cut It in Half) lyrics

[Chorus]
I'm just daydreamin'
'Bout taking a huge dump
Then getting up
To p*ss on the dump
To cut the dump in half

I got a strong stream
This dump don't stand a chance
When I'm done, I give it a flush
Say a prayer and pull up my pants

[Verse 1]
Mama taught me to hold my head up high
To never back down, to reach for the sky
With a heart full of p*ss and an ass full of sh*t
And lessons continue to give
Oh, mama, I'd always hold you near

[Chorus]
And I'm just daydreamin'
'Bout taking a huge dump
Then getting up
To p*ss on the dump
To cut the dump in half
I got a strong stream
This dump don't stand a chance
When I'm done, I give it a flush
Say a prayer and pull up my pants

(Mama, I see your face in every dump I p*ss to)