Ain’t That a Kick in the c*nt lyrics

[Chorus]
Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the c*nt?
I'm going fu-fu-fu-f*ckin' nuts
How many kicks can this stupid c*nt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

[Verse 1]
I woke up in a world of sh*t
Spilled hot coffee on my tits
I think I saw my neighbor's di*k (Gross)
It's gonna be one of those days

[Chorus]
Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the c*nt?
I'm going fu-fu-fu-f*ckin' nuts
How many kicks can this stupid c*nt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

[Post-Chorus]
How many kicks, how many kicks
How many kicks can this c*nt take?
Oh, wap-bop-a-loo-bop
Wap-bam-bunt
Every f*cking day is a kick in the c*nt

[Verse 2]
When I took out the trash, I f*cking tripped and smashed my gash
The bullsh*t's piling awfully fast
It's gonna be one of those days
[Chorus]
Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the c*nt?
I'm going fu-fu-fu-f*ckin' nuts
How many kicks can this stupid c*nt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, wap-bop-a-loo-bop
Wap-bam-bunt

[Chorus]
Every f*cking day is a kick in the c*nt
Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the c*nt?
I'm going fu-fu-fu-f*ckin' nuts
How many kicks can this stupid c*nt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

[Outro]
Waking up today was a huge mistake
Waking up today was a huge mistake
How many kicks can my c*nt get to take?
A kick in the c*nt