This Baptism f*cking Blows (Dunk the Kid Already) lyrics

I’m so f*cking bored
Hey! Father O’Malley
You can shut the f*ck up any time now

I put my feet up on the pew
Open up a titty mag
The f*ck else am I supposed to do?
You know I gotta look at some dope-ass titties

Oh for f*cks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity b*tch
Flipping her wig

So I scream
Just f*ckin’ dunk the kid already
I’ve been holding in a massive sh*t, ya know
Jesus Christ! Is this ever gonna end?
This baptism f*cking blows

I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism f*cking blows
Amen

Oh for f*cks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity b*tch
Flipping her wig!
So I scream
Just f*ckin’ dunk the kid already
Just f*ckin’ dunk the kid already
I’ve been holding in a massive sh*t, ya know
Jesus Christ! Is this ever gonna end?
This baptism f*cking blows

I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism f*cking blows
Amen! Amen

Hey! Father O’Malley
You can shut the f*ck up any time now
I put my feet up on the pew
Open up a titty mag
The f*ck else am I supposed to do?

Oh for f*cks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity b*tch
Flipping her wig

This baptism f*cking blows
I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism f*cking blows
Amen