On My Way to Blow the Guy Who Farted in My Sister’s Mouth lyrics

You farted in the wrong mouth
Your days are numbered, pal
I'm gonna hop on my hog
I'm gonna drain your sh-sh-schlong

The first few times it was okay
But now my sister's p*ssed
And you gotta pay
She can't even breathe
Got lungs full of ass
You've gone too far now
And I'm really mad

'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth
Your days are numbered, pal
I'm gonna hop on my hog
I'm gonna drain your sh-sh-schlong

I don’t forgive, I don’t forget
Now I’m suckin' your boner
For my sister’s respect
Grow up, buddy!
I hope you learned your lesson
…Now I gotta ride…

'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth, buddy
'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth, buddy
'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth, buddy
You farted in the wrong mouth
Your days are numbered, pal
I'm gonna hop on my hog
I'm gonna drain your schlong
The first few times it was okay
But now my sister's p*ssed
And you gotta pay
She can't even breathe
Got lungs full of ass
Now I’m gargling your balls,
Just to show her respect
You farted in the wrong mouth
Your days are numbered, pal
I’m gonna hop on my hog
And drain your schlong!
Now tell me…
What if that was your sister
Gettin' her mouth all farted in?
Ha! Yeah, that’s what I thought