All I Want for Christmas Is Glue lyrics

[Verse 1]
I’m up on your roof, totally nude
I thought I’d surprise you covered in glue
I fell down your chimney, now I'm stuck
Crying face down, ass up
You and your man, having a night
Exchanging gifts by the firelight
You lit up the flames, I lost my grip
I heard you scream, “WHAT THE sh*t!?”

[Chorus]
Ho ho ho! What did I do?
All I want for Christmas is glue
Ho ho ho! What did I do?
All I want for Christmas is glue, and you

[Verse 2]
Ohhh Father Christmas, I need a hand
I glued these bells to my butthole again
The glue exploded, exposed to the flame
Now my balls, ass, and face will never be the same

[Chorus]
Ho ho ho! What did I do?
All I want for Christmas is glue
Ho ho ho! What did I do?
All I want for Christmas is glue, and you
[Verse 3]
Your man started beating me with a log
I screamed and begged for him to stop
He said “What do you want from us?”
I saw the shadow of my wiener and said “That’s what’s up”

[Chorus]
Ho ho ho! What did I do?
All I want for Christmas is glue
Ho ho ho! What did I do?
All I want for Christmas is glue, and you

[Verse 3]
Your man started beating me with a log
I screamed and begged for him to stop
He said “What do you want from us?”
I saw the shadow of my wiener and said “That’s what’s up”

[Chorus]
Ho ho ho! What did I do?
All I want for Christmas is glue
Ho ho ho! What did I do?
All I want for Christmas is glue, and you
But mostly glue