Move Over, Dipsh*ts, I’m Here to Melt Some pus*y lyrics
by Obscurest Vinyl
[Chorus]
Move over dipsh*ts
I’m here to melt some pus*y
Move over dipsh*ts
I’m here to melt some pus*y
Once I start pumping
That’s when we’re f*ckin!
At the Pepperwood Tavern
Your evening is f*cked!
I’m squeezing and wheezing
Till my schlong erupts!
With all due respect
You can go get f*cked!
Unless you’re walking over
With some Pepperwood Punch
[Chorus]
Move over dipsh*ts
I’m here to melt some pus*y
Move over dipsh*ts
I’m here to melt some pus*y
Once I start pumping
That’s when we’re f*ckin!
The entire staff couldn’t hold me down
Playing pool using my flaccid dong
Ladies line up I’ll only say it once!
The bartender screamed, "No more Pepperwood Punch!"
[Chorus]
Move over dipsh*ts
I’m here to melt some pus*y
Move over dipsh*ts
I’m here to melt some pus*y
Once I start pumping
That’s when we’re f*ckin!
[Outro]
A bizarre scene unfolded at the Pepperwood Tavern when a man after indulging in unlimited Pepperwood Punch exposed himself, attempted to play pool using his p*nis as a cue all while playing an accordion
Police escorted the man out and the tavern is now reconsidering it's punch policy
The man said he was inspired by Elva Rigoli who famously set her breast on fire in protest of a boring party...