Beggin’ Like a b*tch lyrics

Oh hell no
There’s no f*ckin’ way!

Coming to my house
Begging like a b*tch
Dressed up like a muppet
I’m about to lose my sh*t!

There’s no tricks or treats
You’re like f*ckin’ forty-three

Holding out your pillowcase
I’ll f*ckin’ rip it out your hand
Tie it over your empty head
And give you a f*ckin’ lamp!

Yeah, I dressed up as a mirror
Why? Is that alright?
I just wanted you to see
What an as*h*le you look like!

Oh! Ok, ok, how...
How dare you stand in my f*cking door and say
“Well, actually I’m dressed as a Wooly Willy”
No! No, b*tch! What do I look like?
You are a muppet!
You know what? f*ck it!
I shoved Pop Rocks up your di*k hole
Threw Chiclets at your b*tch
Used wax lips to Charleston Chew her ass
She’s sh*tting f*ckin’ Whatchamacallits
Gimme my f*ckin’ flute!

This b*tch-ass muppet ruined everything
Everybody go home! Go home! I’m done!
I have had enough of this sh*t!
You are a muppet!