Dad’s Dead Dog lyrics

[Intro]
Ow!
Holy sh*t

[Verse 1]
I was driving to your house
After your mom and dad fell asleep
Next thing, I know I heard a "bang"
You gotta keep that dog on a leash

[Verse 2]
You didn't get flat
You didn't get wrecked
His body parts were blown apart
Yet somehow, still intact

[Chorus]
But just a little glue
He'll look good as new
With just a little glue
He'll look good as new
I started with the head, glued it to the neck
Glued the legs and tail next
With just a little glue
He'll look good as new
[Verse 2]
Your father came out, screamed in disbelief
He saw me gluing your dog in the middle of the street
I said "I'm doing the best I can
But there's too much fur glue to my hands"
Your father pulled me aside, with tears falling out his eyes
He said that dog was his only friend
Got him through the worst of times

[Chorus]
With just a little glue
He'll look good as new
With just a little glue
He'll look good as new
I started with the head, glued it to the neck
Glued the legs and tail next
With just a little glue
He'll look good as new

[Bridge]
"Woof woof
He said, "Is he alive?"
I said, "No way man, I was just making that noise" Mhm
Yeah, yeah, woof woof

[Chorus]
With just a little glue
He'll look good as new
With just a little glue
He'll look good as new
I started with the head, glued it to the neck
Glued the legs and tail next
With just a little glue
He'll look good as new
[Outro]
Woof, woof, woof
Ow!