Richard the Rizzy Reindeer lyrics

Richard the reindeer was down catastrophically bad,
while he sat home alone with his glizzy in hand.

While others were out there landing some W's,
poor Richard was scrolling with his lotion tub.

At North Pole Academy, where young reindeer slay,
there lived a doe named Ruby that Richard caught looking his way.

Her dances hit different, she was over 18.

And Richard donated to every live stream.

"I need some rizz," young Richard cried out with pain,
as he practiced his mewing again and again.

Trying pick up tutorials and paid courses, too,
but every timе he'd talk, the huzz went "Eww!"

So Richard sought thе wisdom of old Sigma Claus,
who traded cookies for protein and TRT withdraws.

"Young Buck," said Sigma between his final sets,
"Ask her to join you at the Rizzmas dance."

He learned how to griddy, he learned how to mog.
He even went and cleared all his Discord chat logs.
"Would you like to dance?" He'd practice with timid voice,
Old Sigma was right about this difficult choice.

He bought the freshest fits that money could afford,
got all the best skins they had in the store.

Even his mouth was filled up with bling,
but still no matches, not even a fling.

The Rizzmas Dance was approaching very near,
and Richard's anxiety was becoming very clear.

He'd practiced every rizz phrase in his notes list,
but when Ruby walked by, his brain would cease to exist.

Sad and depressed from his lack of action,
he doomscrolled for days just chasing distractions.

But as the dance drew closer with each passing night,
he know it was time to make his rizz right.

"Yo fine shyt," he said with her gyatt in mind.
"You looking real valid, lemme hit from behind?"

The dance went silent, not even a sound,
and Richard's aura came crashing right to the ground.
But there, in that moment, Richard took one last shot,
remembering all the rizz lessons he got.

He looked in her eyes, and said with all his might,
"I need you in my life, my Ruby so bright."

Then Richard hit the griddy with perfect form,
his moves so clean, they caused a viral storm.

The other reindeer pulled out their phones to record,
and in that moment, Richard knew that he scored.

Ruby couldn't help but admire his style.
"You did all of that just to make me smile?

That's the sweetest thing that I've ever seen.
Your rizz is so good, you can get up in my jeans."

Richard and Ruby had finally linked,
a voice came from afar as Sigma Claus winked.

"You did it, young Richard, you finally got play.
Now come guide my sleigh and take us away."

The moral of this story might rot your brain:
Sometimes, you must grind if you want to want to obtain,
That special someone who's been stuck in your dreams,
since they may be the one to win all your cream.