Hopeless lyrics

[Verse]
When I woke up this morning, much to my surprise
The sun was going down and I was still alive
I looked into the mirror and according to my eyes
The martians have invaded, it's hopeless

[Verse]
I went to see my doctor to ask him what to do
Depending on the diagnosis
I said, "Doc, I'm seeing double, and how are both of you?"
No cause for alarm, it's hopeless

[Chorus]
You don't stand a chance
It's hopeless
Everybody dance!

[Verse]
Well, there's paradise and doomsday, it depends on which comes first
There's inner peace through meditation
There's optimists and pessimists, I don't know which is worse
But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow
It's hopeless

[Bridge]
The solution has been dissolved
The crisis has been resolved
There's no need to change your plans
It's a hopeless situation
[Outro]
For tomorrow is another day
And everything will be okay
And by the way, it's hopeless
(hopeless)