The Really “Serious” Introduction lyrics

[Verse]
"Bon soir!"
"Ooh, some heavies back here tonight, my God!"
"I've known Ringo for quite a while and I'm glad to see him doing something like this
Tonight 'cause it's really serious."
"Ringo Starr & The All Starr Band!"
"Joe Walsh!"
"Nils Lofgren!"
"Dave Edmunds!"
"Todd Rundgren!"
"Burton c*mmings!"
"Timothy B. Schmit!"
"Tim Cappello!"
"And Zak Starkey!"
"This is Ringo Starr, Ladies and Gentlemen!"
"Good evening, Montreux!"
"I love your T-shirt!Any minute now
Oh, it's really great to be here at the Montreux Jazz Festival, er, you know
I'm sure you all recognise me as an old jazz player."
"Anyway, the first number we're going to do tonight is 'I'm The Greatest' and it goes something like this."