Duck Freestyle lyrics

[Intro: Eminem + Nigward]
Hello b*tches
Hi!
I am Eminem
Really?
And it is Saint n*ggas Day
Oh
So I thought I would do a sh*t
Nice!
Please enjoy my sh*t
Hell Yeah!

[Verse: Eminem + Nigward]
I will f*ck a Leprechaun on this day
I have a problem, I think I might be gay
What will I do, when I take a fat ass poo?
BRBRBRBRBR Alligator di*k in my shoes
I had a problem when I f*ck a duck, he was a cuck when he sucked on my f*ck
I don't know what todo with this OJ
Maybe I can f*ck Mary Jane!
Call me Spider-di*k, I have a Spider-di*k
It is shaped like a Spider, Spider-di*k, I have a Spider-di*k
I have a green sheep!
BLERBP. BEEP
I like to f*ck a Microwave!
My di*k explodes like a f*cking Microwave!
So I have a question for all of you c*cksuckers
What do you wanna do when I bark like a duckers?
Cause I just don’t understand the way you Mumble Rappers wanna take your di*k in my ass and fap in my ass
Cause that is kind of disgusting
I have a b*tch and her name is, Berp!
So how about we pass it to my main fag?
You already know who the f*ck it is...
Ddd...ddDUCK?
[Verse 2: Duck]
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Thank you duck, MERP MERP MERP
Thank you duck for having sex with me
A second di*k is inside your ass cause you haven't learned your lesson
This will be the second time that I have sex with depression
A long time I f*cked your ass and it was really good
Then I went to Taco Bell and had some good fud!
Look at this b*tch, he is a sh*t
Donald Trump, that b*tch is my di*k
No, I am just kidding, that is Alligator!
Catigator
Now I know what you are thinking in your brain
You are thinking I have the biggest c*ck in the world b*tch
But I hate to tell you that is not true
I have the second biggest c*ck next to your poo
BLERBLP!
Said Slim Shady when he was having sex with Kim and then he f*cking raped her in the street
My di*k says BEEP BEEP
So I think we should end this song off with one more little n*gga
Let's pass it to my sh*t!
sh*t!
[Verse 4: Eminem's sh*t]
HELLO! I AM EMINEM’S sh*t
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I AM f*ckING DARK PIT
AND I HAVE THE BIGGEST di*k
THAT'S WHY MY di*k IS BIG
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THIS SONG
WHERE ME AND EMINEM RAPPED ABOUT NICE THONGS
BYE BYE FOR NOW
JOHN MCCAIN f*ckED THE WORDS BLING BLAOW!

(Nigward)
Oh.. Well, um, that was interesting. Hey Kurby!
(Kurby)
What?
(Nigward)
MEEERHMEMH
(Kurby)
F-f*ck you. I'm done with this sh*t. God damn it