P.E.V. lyrics
by Hot Dad
I love drinkin', I do it so much
And after drinkin', I love to get laid
Searchin' for pus*y, gonna meet all my needs
But I've got a little secret below
Between my thighs, so easy to forget
A greasy, oozing stump is all that's left
Shriveled testicles, a missing tip
But I still want to slide into you
I know I can't hide it
I've got a p*nis-eating virus
I'm sure she won't mind that
I've got a p*nis-eating virus
When it happened, I had to be brave
The doctors couldn't help me, it couldn't be saved
But I want your body, I'm beggin' for you
I'll never get hard no matter what you do
Between my thighs, so easy to forget (Forget)
A greasy, oozing stump is all that's left (Is all that's left)
Shriveled testicles, a missing tip (A missing tip)
But I still need to slide into you
I know I can't hide it
I've got a p*nis-eating virus
I'm sure she won't mind that
I've got a p*nis-eating virus
It's gross and inside my privates
I've got a p*nis-eating virus
I'm sure she won't mind that
I've got a p*nis-eating virus
My crotch looks just like a cyst, puss-y, clumpy flesh
So disturbing and permanent
I can't even a feel a thing, atrophy, I guess
And now I'm gonna make love to you (Yeah)
I know I can't hide it (Hide it)
I've got a p*nis-eating virus (Virus)
I'm sure she won't mind that (Mind that)
I've got a p*nis-eating virus (Virus)
It's gross and inside my privates (Privates)
I've got a p*nis-eating virus (Virus)
I'm sure she won't mind that (Mind that)
I've got a p*nis-eating virus
Come on, just live that life of yours
I'm tellin' you, people, no one really needs a p*nis tip
Just go on and make that right choice
You don't really need that old p*nis tip
It ain't no big deal
I'm tellin' you, people, don't live with it