All I Need Is Some Head lyrics

[Intro]
Alright, why do we need to go to Toys R Us?
I need to get myself a teddy bear so I can sleep at night. But hold on, I've got to say something first
Wait. No. If you start rapping...

Set it up on the grill
Go to my broski for Netflix and chill
Get in the car dude! I'm tired of this
Ok, ok. Chill bro. Damn

[Verse 1]
I'm so excited, we're going to the store
My bro grabs his keys and we walk out the door
He unlocked the car but he also pressed the horn
We get on the road but we bouncing through the storm

[Interlude]
Wait a minute, where's... where's my wallet? I thought you grabbed it
I thought you grabbed it?
No I told you to gra.. Now I've got to turn back around

[Verse 1 continued] -> (Because I said so)
We turned back around and he went into the house
He went and grabbed his wallet then I went into the house
He said, "What the hell you doing?" Bruh my booty's bout to sprout
I unleash the force inside the toilet then we leave the house
I was really hungry so I grabbed myself a snack
Then I got into the car and gave my bro a booty smack
He said, "What the f*ck is wrong with you?" but what is wrong with that?
He said, "I'm not gay you know this." Then I went on the attack
[Interlude]
Alright dude, can you stop? I don't know what's wrong with you. Why do you keep rapping? And why are you trying to make me give you head?
Dude. You just don't understand. All I need is some head

[Verse 2]
Going to the store so I can buy a teddy bear
Then we go back to the streets but there's police everywhere
I must get there real fast cause I tore my underwear
I might make a bet or get real zesty playing truth or dare
I might spend a lot money just to buy some barbie dolls
Or I might just buy some stuffed animals and shove them down my draws
I know prostitution is gay and illegal in the mall
If I do that right here right now then the police might get called

[Interlude]
Yeah, yeah, you stupid f*ck. You don't understand. What I am doing here is for the better

[Verse 3]
Paid the police off, then I start to hit the dougie
Then I got ran over by a car I think it was a buggy
Maybe brain damage is a thing or maybe not I'm probably stupid
All I know is I love boys now I might change my name to Cupid
But these ops on my tail so I drive through the lights
Yesterday I banged a chick and a dude wearing tights
Now we pull up to the store to grab some toys that are for the party
Take a step outside the car and make these people tell me sorry (YEAH!)
[Outro]
Oh my God dude. That was straight fire on the track! You feel me!?
Wha.. No I don't feel you! What does that even mean? Straight fire on the track
You're a simpleton, you would never understand
Alright, whatever. We're here now. So, go pick a toy and make it quick
Alrighty. Let's go inside