Let Me Kiss You Slowly lyrics

[Intro]
Hey there broski
Why are you talking like that?
Oh it's just, I wanted to tell you something
Alright. What's on your mind

[Chorus]
What is up my homie? Let me kiss you slowly
I know you've been feeling lonely
Let me kiss you slowly

[Verse 1]
I was on probation, when I started this gay sh*t
Maybe you don't understand it. But I want you to drink my spit
You went through a breakup. So I put on some makeup
I'm a big boy, I'm real plump. Let me show you my d-cup
Pillow fighting with a bean bag. f*cking a b*tch in rehab
Wanna save the love that we had. So just kiss me and I'll be glad
I wanna make you my husband. And you'll plow my booty cheeks in
Now I feel like something's coming
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

[Verse 2]
Plow my booty. Make it squirt
Like a nasty, hershey squirt
Don't you worry, I'll make it work
I wanna givе you, a big ol j*rk
[Chorus]
I took a tray of guacamole. Use it as lubе unholy
Let me tell you this my homie
Let me kiss you slowly

[Verse 3]
Let me come to my senses. When I f*ck I get reckless
I bet your booty hole will make me breathless. I know I'll get hard when you undress
Jumping around in the bedroom. Watching porn in the bedroom
Man I'm super hard at the thought of you. You should grab a box of tissues
Cause I wanna f*ck you. Yes that's what I wanna do
I lost control of my urges. And I need to f*ck your ass hole
I know you're scared of being gay, but I need you to kiss me today
Now your lips are looking succulent
OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

[Verse 4]
GOD DAMNIT! YOUR SO f*ckING CUTE!
I WANT TO KISS YOU! I REALLY WANT TO KISS YOU!
I ALSO WANT TO f*ck YOU! REALLY REALLY f*ck YOU!
I'M NUTTING ON THE TABLE JUST FROM THE THOUGHT OF YOU!

[Chorus]
So I'll ask you my broski. Please give me your ravioli
And I hope you will blow me
Let me kiss you slowly
[Outro]
OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRACK!
OH MY GOD DUDE STOP, SHUT UP! God damn!
And stop trying to have sex with me too, I'm not gay!
You don't understand man. I'm so f*cking horny. I'm going to blow if I don't f*ck something. COME ON! SPREAD YOU CHEEKS!
What the f*ck!? Dude relax!
If I buy you a sex doll will you calm down and leave me alone?
Yes, yes I promise, just please get it quickly, I don't know how much more I can handle
Alright fine, I'll be back in a bit. Good God I can't believe I'm doing this