Car Won’t Start lyrics

[Intro]
Alright! Time to go break some more traffic laws! LET'S GO!
*Engine failure noise*
What? No. No. NO this can't happen to me
RAHHHHHH!
*More engine failure*

[Verse 1]
My car won't start!
I ain't playing no games
f*ck a big booty boy named JAMES!
Punch the dashboard until it f*cking starts!
Might get angry then I might just take a shart!
Turn on you stupid f*cking car!
Gotta ram you into people from afar!
Running over all these puddles they were tar!
Crash into these people with my brand new car

[Verse 2]
Keys in the ignition
Going on a mission
Got a superstition
Missionary position

[Interlude]
ALRIGHT NO! f*ck THE REST OF THIS SONG! COME ON CAR! TURN ON!
*Car failure intensifies*
NO! DON'T DO THAT! STOP! TURN ON! COME ON!
GOD DAMN!
*Hitting steering wheel*
COME ON!
[Outro]
Oh that was straight fire on th-
*Engine turns on*
IT FINALLY TURNED ON! TRACK!
I can finally go f*ck some people up on the road. Let's do it