Valentine’s Day lyrics

[Intro]
Oh there's my beautiful girlfriend *Smooch*
I made you a song. And I thought I'd surprise you on this date by singing it in front of the entire restaurant. Just to show you how much I love you darling. Prepare to hear the most beautiful song of your life

[Verse 1]
Oh baby! Oh baby!
How I love you baby!
I love you so much baby!
Let me kiss you all night baby!
I'm your true lover, and you know it!
I will love you all night baby!
Let me kiss your neck, and eat your hair, and play with your boobies!
But first I'll put a ring on it!
And then I will kiss on it!
OPEN YOUR BOOTY!

[Verse 2]
Do you know what love is?
Cause I do
I saw it for the first time when I saw YOU!
Felt the butterflies in my stomach as you passed me by
Thеn I turned around and tried to say hi
But I sh*t my pants right then and thеre
All up in my brand new Andrew Tate underwear
But I didn't seem to care
All because you were there
[Verse 3]
I went up to your car while you were in it
And I asked for your number
You didn't trust me at first but I persisted with my charm
Then we went on a date and ate lucky charms
After that we went to your house
And there you changed into a blouse
You started to squeak like a mouse
When I pulled your cheeks apart in your blouse

[Outro]
Um... Why aren't you guys applauding? I need you guys to applaud. It's a very special song
Dude. She's not here anymore, she left
Wait what!? How long has she been gone for!?
She left a few seconds after you started singing. That was atrocious
HOW COULD SHE LEAVE!? I POURED MY HEART OUT IN THIS SONG!
*Intense heartbreak mental breakdown*
Another girl leaves me for something stupid like this
AND f*ck YOU TOO RANDOM CUSTOMER! f*ck YOU!
Oh that was straight fire on the track
f*ck YOU!