Parental Issues lyrics

[Intro]
*Parents arguing*
I have such a stable family. Can you hear them being so romantical?
*Cries*

[Verse 1]
Sometimes I feel alone
My parents aren't down to bone
They're screaming and creaming unsexually
Maybe they don't feel the same
Maybe they think the other is lame
They need to spice things up before things get bad
So I should go down there
And convince them to share
Another person in the relationship

[Pre-Chorus]
I walk down the stairs and to thе kitchen
I see my parents and they'rе still b*tchin
I tell them my idea and they look at me and say

[Chorus]
WHAT THE f*ck KINDA IDEA IS THAT!?
THAT sh*t SOUNDS SO f*ckING WHACK!
Then he proceeded to beat me with a belt!
My booty started to melt!
Next he grabbed me by the back of my head!
Then he proceeded to smash my head into the table till I was dead!
But then he resurrected me and said, "YOU AIN'T DYING YET!"
GET BACK UPSTAIRS YOU STUPID f*ck!
YOUR IDEAS COMPLETELY SUCK!
GO BACK TO PLAYING FORTNITE YOU STUPID FAGGOT!
OR GO SHAG IT!
[Verse 2]
I started to cry from the beating
I decided to lay in bed and ignore the zoom meeting
But it was for school so my parents got an email
Oh no
My dad got p*ssed yet again and came upstairs
Now he had a knife and my mom didn't care
He stabbed me in the arm and I screamed in agony!
*Stab* *Stab* *Stab*
AHHHHHH! DAD PLEASE! PLEASE! I'M SOWWY!
YOU MISSED YOUR ZOOM MEETING! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
*Proceeds to get stabbed to death*
AHHHHHHHH!

[Outro]
God, I finally killed him. About time
*Succulent noises*
OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRACK!
LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!