Inform The Doctor lyrics

[Patient]
*Moans of pain*
It hurts so much!
*More moans of pain*

[Nurse 1]
Alright. We've got him in the operating room. Nurse Williams, you need to get the doctor now

[Nurse Williams]
Oh not him. Alright alright. Well, I'd better run to the other side of the hospital to get him
*Intense running*
Doctor! Doctor! There's another patient! He's dying! He's losing tons of blood, come on!

[Doctor]
Another patient? Another one to add to my kill list YEAH!

[Nurse Williams]
No doctor, you can't kill this guy, you need to save him this time! Come on quick!

[Doctor]
Oh quit your whining. Alright, it's time to run to the operating room
*Intense running*
Alright I'm here, now what's th-

[Patient]
OH MY GOD! IT HURTS SO BAD! MAKE IT END PLEASE!
[Doctor]
UGH! WHAT THE f*ck!?

[Nurse 1]
Doctor, he's lost 0.38 gallons of blood. If he loses 0.53 gallons, hе's dead

[Nurse Williams]
Come on doctor you got to help him quick!

[Doctor]
Do I rеally have to though? I mean, his head, ugh. It's so crushed that he looks like an alien. I don't know if I want to help him

[Patient]
Ow. Doctor, please help me, I have a wife and kids. This pain hurts so bad!

[Doctor]
Yeesh man, I don't know what to tell you. It might be better putting you out of your misery instead

[Nurse Williams]
No doctor! You can't keep doing this! You can't keep killing patients! We need to save them, That's what we do!

[Nurse 1]
Help him doctor, he's losing more blood by the minute!

[Patient]
Can you guys please just help me!? Please!?
[Doctor]
Oh my God SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP! I HAVE A PHD IN PHDS! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOUR AHHS WITH INFERIOR EDUCATION LEVELS CRITICIZE ME! Now I think it's best that we end you life! Goodbye you little sh*t!
*Head crushing*

[Patient}
AHHHHH! AHHHHH! OWWWWWW! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Head exploding*

[Nurse Williams]
*Crying*

[Doctor]
OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRACK!

[Nurse Williams]
I can't believe that you're still allowed to be a doctor after everyone you've killed. What has the world come to?

[Doctor]
I'm just a better doctor than you. You wouldn't understand because you're such a faggot. Now go off yourself, queers