Twelve Days of Rizzmas lyrics

[Intro]
*Humming melodically*

[Verse 1]
On the first day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
A dude who could rizz up on me

[Verse 2]
On the second day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me

[Verse 3]
On the third day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me

[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Five c*ck rings
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Six std's
Fivе c*ck rings
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on mе

[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Seven clogged toilets
Six std's
Five c*ck rings
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me

[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Eight reasons to kill myself
Seven clogged toilets
Six std's
Five c*ck rings
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me
[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Nine horny cows
Eight reasons to kill myself
Seven clogged toilets
Six std's
Five c*ck rings
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Ten c*mshots
Nine horny cows
Eight reasons to kill myself
Seven clogged toilets
Six std's
Five c*ck rings
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Eleven fire hydrants
Ten c*mshots
Nine horny cows
Eight reasons to kill myself
Seven clogged toilets
Six std's
Five c*ck rings
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me
[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, my boyfriend gave to me
Twelve explosive pussies
Eleven fire hydrants
Ten c*mshots
Nine horny cows
Eight reasons to kill myself
Seven clogged toilets
Six std's
Five c*ck rings
Four colored kids
Three French chicks
Two gallons of c*m
And a dude who could rizz up on me

[Outro]
*Humming melodically*
Holy crap. That was straight fire on the track. And my boyfriend got me so many gifts this year. I guess I'll have to shove them all in my ass