Holly Jawly Christmas lyrics

[Chorus]
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be hoes but show up with some cheer
Have a holly jawly Christmas, and when you go beat your meat
Kiss Santa by the mistletoe and stroke on his fat meat

[Verse 1]
Open his big hole, then I stick it in
Santa's really old, so I stick it in
You think Santa's safe from my wrath?
Mr. Smith and Johnny did it last year
I'm doing it this year

[Chorus]
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I was told to grab some snow and throw it at the deer
Have a holly jawly Christmas, and when you cut down a tree
You make sure that you get blown by everyonе you meet

[Verse 2]
Grabbing Santa's ass, then it proceeds to get stuffed
Hе cries out for help, I'm horny i can't get enough
Oh god damn! He a hoe!
I put my di*k in for 2 seconds and he's already squirting!
He wants to be my hoe, I will gladly accept
But he wants to know, how long will I be erect?
Honestly, Santa, I don't really have a clue about that problem at all
[Chorus]
Have a holly jawly Christmas, it's the best time of the year
I don't know if you all know that Santa has a wife
Have a holly jawly Christmas, cause this one might be your last
Mrs. Claus is not happy, she's gonna rape your ass
Ho ho you're a hoe, I found a hanging body
Turns out it was an elf who got too horny

[Outro]
Well jingle jangle on f*cking Santa's a-hole, that was straight fire on the track!
Hey man, I don't understand, why are you being so vengeful on Santa this year?
Rudolph you really don't remember? I mean I get that you, Santa, Frosty, and the Grinch all had your way with me last year, we're all still loyal. But Santa broke his loyalty by f*cking other elves and people
Oh ok, well I understand that completely. Can I have a turn on him?
Why of course my fellow sexual reindeer. Stick your nose in his ass