You Ate Out My Sleigh lyrics

*Electricity*
{Santa}
*Screams of pain*
Why are you doing this?

[Chromozome}
You have some nerve to ask that question. You know exactly what you have done. Rudolph does too, I told him the truth. You dare betray us and f*ck other elves and people, including Mrs. Claus? You said you would divorce her, but no here you are, turning your back on the people who love you most. Just for a little bit of relief.

[Santa]
What else was I supposed to do? We all haven't had sex together since Junе. We all went to go do our own things. I don't know wherе the Grinch or Frosty are at. Rudolph, you're supposed to be getting everything ready for Christmas. I didn't have a choice!

[Rudolph]
Oh but you did Santa. I was doing everything that I was supposed to be doing. That was until he told me about what you had done. That is when I made the decision to stop doing it. You broke my heart when you made that decision Santa. I had everything ready. Everything was ready to go, but you broke the oath. We all took the oath before glazing his face and ass that we would never betray each other and we would only have sex with each other. And Mrs. Clause was supposed to be out of the picture by now. Why did you break your promise Santa?

[Santa]
I did what I had to do to in order for Christmas to stay up and running. I couldn't be delayed because of my horniness. It just... It got to be too much. And Mrs. Clause does not know of us. Of what we've done for a year. She doesn't know anything, she's been kept out the loop this whole time and... She's just convinced me to stay with her. I haven't been able to divorce her, ok? I haven't been able to have the chance yet.

[Chromozome]
Oh my God, stop f*cking lying Santa! Just stop! You had a year to divorce her. All of this time you were saying that you loved us above everything else. How am I supposed to believe that when you're still with her? How am I supposed to trust you anymore Santa? You broke the trust and you broke our hearts. If the Grinch and Frosty were here, what would they think? What would they do? How would they react to this?

[Santa]
It was just a little bit of sex with some elves, reindeer, and Mrs. Claus. It was just all for relief, you can't seriously think I meant anything by it! Nothing serious! It's always us! I never meant anything by it!

[Chromozome]
I just can't believe that anymore Santa, I really can't. If you truly meant what you said, then you would have divorced her on the spot. But no, now you're here, and you're getting the punishment that you deserve.
*Electricity*
[Santa]
*Screams of pain*
Rudolph please. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

[Rudolph]
Begging is not going to help you Santa. You deserve this. Also you think that just because you didn't tell Mrs. Claus that other people wouldn't find out? You want to know who found out about us, the orgies, everything? Vixen and Cupid. And you're lucky it was the two horniest reindeer on the block, because if it was Dasher or Blitzen, Christmas would have been canceled, Mrs. Claus would have known about this by now.

[Santa]
Wait.. How did Vixen and Cupid find out about this? I never told them, I never told any of the reindeer.

[Rudolph]
Actually, yes you did Santa. You told Dasher's daughter. Dasher's daughter, when you were f*cking her! Do you know how messed up that is Santa?

[Santa]
Alright look, I get that you guys are upset about me breaking the loyalty oath but... but she was so fine. And besides why does it even matter? I've f*cked other reindeer before.

[Chromozome]
Oh geez Santa I wonder. Maybe because Dasher's daughter is TWO YEARS OLD!

[Santa]
Maybe in reindeer years but in human years she'd be an adult by now.

[Chromozome]
NO SHE f*ckING WOULDN'T SANTA! You're getting electrocuted again!
[Santa]
Wait wait wai-
*Electricity*
*Screams of pain*
Stop please! Please stop!

[Chromozome]
Not until you correct your mistake.

[Rudolph]
And because you haven't divorced Mrs. Claus after all of this time, you're gonna have to take more extreme measures this time.

[Santa]
What do you mean by that? What are you trying to imply?

[Grinch]
What Rudolph is trying to say is that you're gonna have to kill your wife.

[Chromozome]
Grinch? Frosty? I wasn't expecting you guys to be here.

[Rudolph]
So you guys know what's happening?

[Frosty]
Frosty knows of what has been happening. And Frosty is very very upset with what has transpired.
[Grinch]
Me and Frosty felt the shifting sensations in our as*h*les when the oath was broken. It was not a very good feeling let me tell you that.

[Santa]
Wait hold on... You said that I have to kill my wife? No! No! I refuse to do that!

[Frosty]
Well, Santa, it's either you do it or we do it.

[Santa]
I'm not killing my own wife and I'm not letting you touch her either! There has to be another way to solve this! We can just make another oath and I promise I will never f*ck her or anyone else again just... Just don't kill her!

[Rudolph]
Sorry Santa. The only way we can fully trust you now is if she is out of the picture for good. Means she can not be on this Earth any longer.

*Door opening*
[Grinch]
Oh. Speak of the devil. Here she is.

[Mrs. Claus]
Wha... Santa what's going on? Who are these guys? Are they your friends?

[Santa]
Oh no no no no no! YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW! LEAVE! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY HARM YOU!

[Mrs. Claus]
What's going on Santa? What have they done to you?

[Frosty]
Alright Santa, last chance. Are you gonna comply or are we gonna have to do the dirty work?

[Santa]
I'M NOT DOING IT! MRS. CLAUS GET OUT OF HERE NOW PLEASE! PLEASE GO!

[Chromozome]
Sorry miss. You're not going anywhere.

[Mrs. Claus]
Wha.. Rudolph. How could you be working with these guys? What have we done to you?

[Rudolph]
Sorry Mrs. Claus. This is just what has to happen. With you out of the picture Santa will only be focused on having sex with us and nobody else.

[Mrs. Claus]
Wait what? Santa how could you?

[Grinch]
Now now Mrs. Claus, don't cry. This will all be over in a second.

[Frosty]
It was nice knowing you Mrs. Clause. But now you are no longer needed in the picture. It shall only be us four(meant to say five). Having sex for eternity.

[Chromozome
I'm truly sorry about this Mrs. Claus. If Santa had just done what we told him and divorced you from the start then this would not be happening.

[Santa]
I'm sorry Mrs. Claus. I'm so so sorry.

[Chromozome]
Goodbye, Mrs. Claus.

*Gunshot*
*Body hitting floor*

[Chromozome]
Oh my God guys! That was straight fire on the track. It was so fire and Mrs. Claus's death was so fire that Santa has gone into shock, just look at him.

[Rudolph]
Wow. Look at those tears run down his face. He can't even make a sound now. But you know what this means Santa.

[Grinch]
We're gonna have to force you to make a new oath. And this time, you're the one who's gonna get glazed.

[Frosty]
Alrighty. Time to make this new oath. I really want to glaze Santa with my carrot.

[Narrator]
They then go on to create another oath. The way they do that is by butt f*cking each other till they dump their c*m in their asses. Santa and Rudolph have c*m that's been enchanted by the magic of the North Pole which creates the bond. So now you know how it's made. Enjoy.