How Rad Can I Be lyrics

[Intro]
Prime Chromy: Yeah rad, right
*Kissing noises*
Lil Chromozome: Alright, Lorax, stop. Wait, wait. Can you get off of me for a second!
Lorax: Agh. What the f*ck!
Lil Chromozome: I need to tell the audience our story. What do you think they are going to think with you just on me all the time?
Lorax: That I'm your little barbie doll that you can kiss and f*ck all the time. *vine boom*
Lil Chromozome: What the f*ck?
Lorax: What?

[Verse: Lil Chromozome]
I cut down a tree, and an orange thing appeared (yuh)
It had a long di*k but it didn't have a beard (yeah)
I stared at it, and then I gave it the rizz *moan*
I think it really loves jizz (that's right)
Didn't like my style when I cut down the tree
It said for me to stop but I couldn't guarantee (what?)
He told me his name said he was Lorax (f*ck me)
Then I thumb his booty cracks *moan*

[Chorus: Lil Chromozome]
How rad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How rad can I be? I just f*cked a girl named destiny
How rad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How rad can I be? How rad can I possibly be?
[Verse: Prime Chromy]
With every step I take every mile or pace, greatness falls in my wake (oh yeah)
I cannot comprehend it. I'm always f*cking winning. Then I give your mom this rizz (w rizz)
You cannot disagree. I'm just being me. I have a winning personality (I can't lose)
But If I need help then I think to myself "How rad can I possibly be?"
And I'm rizzing and jizzing, (wait what!?) all over the dance floor *Moans*
Called survival of the rizzest. (survival of the rizzest) And I'm rizzing up your hoes
Walking in the joint, while my outfit's on point, it's so goddamn fun
You're sh*t out of luck and you cannot give a f*ck it's so goddamn sad you bum bum bum bum bum. (bum bum bum bum bum)
I'm just saying

[Chorus: Prime Chromy]
How rad can I be? All this rizz just comes naturally
How rad can I be? Catching w's is my destiny
How rad can I be? All this rizz just comes naturally
How rad can I be? How rad can I possibly be?

[Verse: Lil Chromozome
Deforestation *fart* is cool
But only when it's done with the use of a tool *fart*
If you don't like my business, then GET f*ckED!
I'll be in my bed with the Lorax getting sucked (huh?)
I just took a pill and I grab on his caboose
He started getting scared so he had to drop a deuce *sh*ts*
Ewwww! WHAT THE f*ck!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
[Outro]
Lorax: I'm sorry daddy. You just- You scared me when you hit me on the butt
Lil Chromozome: Well now since you sh*t on my hand, you're gonna get more than just a hand on your butt
*Whipping noises*
*Moans*
Lorax: Harder
Lil Chromozome: Wait, what the f*ck?
Lorax: I said harder goddamn it! HARDER!
Lil Chromozome: Well ok
*Whipping noises*
*More moans of pleasure and pain*
Lil Chromozome: Oh yeah! That was straight fire on the track! I think I killed the Lorax too. I think I whipped him a little too much. But now I can ragdoll his body
*Violent sex noises*