Tornado lyrics

[Intro]
Scared dude: Oh my god. The sirens are going off. The weather is getting worse. This isn't good. Let me open the windows, see what we're working with. *Gasp* Oh my god. It's so big. We're gonna die

[Verse 1]
OH MY f*ckING GOD
IT'S A TORNADO
EVERYBODY GET DOWN
IT'S GONNA VIOLENTLY DESTROY YOUR A-HOLE
IT'S SO f*ckING BIG
AND IT KEEPS GAINING MOMENTUM
IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US
IT TOOK MY NEIGHBOR BERTRAM

[Verse 2]
THE SIRENS KEEP GOING OFF
AND I'M CRYING IN THE CORNER
I DON'T HAVE A BASEMENT
I GUESS I'M A GONER
THE ALERTS ARE TOO MUCH
I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND
THIS IS SO SCARY
TAKE A LOOK OUTSIDE

[Verse 3]
THIS TORNADO'S TOO STRONG
IT TOOK AWAY MY STRENGTH
TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE ONES THAT TOUCH ME
THE ONES WITH THE SAME di*k LENGTH
MY NEIGHBORS CAME OVER
ASKING FOR SOME HELP
I SAID f*ck NO b*tch YOUR ON YOUR OWN
f*ck EVERYONE ELSE
[Interlude]
I think it's slowing down. I think it's going away. We're gonna live. LETS GO! WE'RE GOING TO LIVE! YES! Wait a minute. OH GOD!

[Verse 4]
IT JUST REFORMED
AND NOW IT'S EVEN STRONGER
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
I'M NOT EVEN HARD YET
IT'S SPINNING SO FAST
AND IT'S THROWING THINGS MY WAY
I GOT HIT IN THE LEGS WITH A PIECE OF WOOD
NOW I'M PARALYZED

[Verse 5]
I DRAGGED MY ASS TO THE BATHROOM
DESPERATE TO SURVIVE
I GOT IN THE TUB AND I CRIED AND PRAYED
HOPING FOR A SURPRISE
IT'S GETTING EVEN CLOSER
I CAN HEAR IT CLOSING IN
I BETTER HOPE THAT IM PROTECTED
FROM DEBRIS AND WIND

[Verse 6]
Oh my God
This is the end
My life is going to be over
This is so sad
It's just too late now
I must accept my fate
Lil Chromozome: Hell nah shut the f*ck up kid it's time for me to set this straight (Lil Chromozome?)
[Verse 7]
HEY TORNADO
I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP
YOU KNOW MY NAME IS LIL CHROMOZOME
AND I'M HERE TO MAKE A BOP
I CAME TO SPIT SOME BARS AND MAKE OUT A BIT WITH SOME PEOPLE IN THE ROOM
BUT THEY CAN'T DO THAT IF THEY'RE GONE SO JUST STOP ALL THIS DOOM AND GLOOM

[Verse 8]
I DON'T CARE IF YOU THROW A COUPLE OF TREES THROUGH THE HOUSE
AND IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU TAKE AWAY HIS NEIGHBORS OR HIS SPOUSE
I WANT TO KISS HIM AND SEX HIM SO GO THE f*ck AWAY
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO PLEASURE HIM SO LET ME f*ck THE GAY

[Verse 9]
YOU MIGHT BE BIG ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT ON THE INSIDE YOUR SMALL
YOU'RE A PATHETIC LITTLE f*ckER WHO DOESN'T HAVE IT ALL
SO GET THE f*ck UP OUT OF HERE
AND NEVER EVER COME BACK
CAUSE IF YOU DO AND YOU BLOW THE PLACE
THEN IMMA BLOW YOU BACK (YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT)

[Outro]
Scared Dude: The tornado is going away. Lil Chromozome... How did you do that?
Lil Chromozome: You know what they say about me buddy. That was just straight fire on the track. Now come here, I wanna f*ck you
Scared Dude: Well you saved my life, so my as*h*le is all yours