Niger or Nigeria lyrics

[Intro]
White dude: Blackie. I'm releasing you. Get up
Black dude: What's going on massa?
White dude: I'm not your massa. Abraham Lincoln has just freed the slaves
Black dude: Wha..really?
White dude: Yeah. But you better get going. These guys don't like that. Run far and run fast. They'll be following right behind

[Verse 1]
Shot a white b*tch I'm on the run
Got blood on my t shirt wanna refund
Blood on my feet too where's my damn gun
Massa didn't give me one this ain't going to be fun
I run for the hills but I'm not f*cking dudes
If I escape maybe I can exchange some nudеs
Beat my chest to show domination
My di*k is hard from adrenalinе no time for masturbation

[Verse 2]
Run into the woods after escaping the cotton fields
Pulled off my loose chains I wished I was carrying duel wields
Took damage from a thorn bush so i popped some fortnite shields
They chucked spears at me but I ain't the one who yields
I heard them at me GET BACK HERE COON
I jumped across a river with my skills of a baboon
They jumped right over too and it surprised me
I had to keep running there were bull terriers after me
I found a big patch of bushes I could hide in
Just had to get far enough to hide in it
Motherf*ckas that look like me try to speak my language
*Monkey noises*
[Interlude]
Black dude: Ok. I should be safe in here. They can't find me
Massa: I found the Nigerian in the bushes! GET HIM!
Black dude: I guess I'm on the run again. Here we go

[Verse 3]
Suck on her clit she looks surprised
Very charred it be looking like overcooked French fries
Jeffery Dahmer never got to bang five guys
With each step I take I make a clap with my thighs
Getting off topic but they're still chasing me
Their dogs mouths be looking like they getting foamy
Put your money in my pocket so I can buy some new outfits
Put on a tuxedo when they take me to Auschwitz

[Verse 4]
Found some bananas when I was running from them
Picked them up with my ranch stompers and peeled off the stem
They were filled with maggots but I ate them anyway
Shoved one in my ass call it the monkey passageway
I look straight ahead and I can see a city
I better run for that while I hit the griddy
Maybe I'll find a gilf with a lopsided titty
Not too far now just gotta- *gunshot* AHHHHH!

[Outro]
Black dude: OWWW! MY f*ckING LEG! WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ME!? AHHH!
Massa: I can't have a rebelious little Niger running around my plantation. You served me well, but now it's time to die. Goodbye
Black dude: WAIT NO! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME! AHHHHH!
*Gunshot*
Massa: Oh that was straight FIRE ON THE f*ckING TRACK! God damn! Well that's one slave down. I've got to go capture the others