Caulk lyrics

[Intro]
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME NEW HEAT!? I BET YOU ARE!

[Verse 1]
Hey! Does your ass need wiping!? sh*t!
*Really long awkward silence*
Imma start piping before you start wiping
Use it as lube. Choking on pubes
Chalk Caulk, big black c*ck
I can't pay my legal fees!
Turn around if you can speak
I'm about to reach my rapping peak
Listen to me while you can
Bury yourself in a filthy trashcan
Look at my face while you go to sleep
I read out her will without making a peep
She wants your c*ck ring because she bought it
Even though she's dead she still f*cking got it

[Verse 2]
She knows your a tramp
Throwing it back with gramp
Got a big anal cramp
Having lots of sex at camp

[Verse 3]
He calls me a monster
While I call him a filthy c*m dumpster
What does he know of death
I was the one who killed Grandma Beth
Eat his heart then I grab his soul
I'll do more than strip on a pole
Grab that pole and shove it through your face
I DON'T LIKE THE PEOPLE OF THE ASIAN RACE!
It's clear to me that she's a two
Two years old of course how bout you
You think she's four years old
That's too old to kidnap cause they are toddlers
[Verse 4]
Look at my di*k
Look at it
LOOK AT IT
Isn't it big? No?
Wtf are you talking about
Spray me with ladybug c*m
Or stick me with chewing gum
I'll be able to climb walls like Spider-Man
SPIT ON ME DAMNIT! I want to do what he can

[Verse 5]
Stroll to town with a gun
Shooting babies just for fun
Orphans on the run
Grandma's big left bun

[Verse 6]
Use me as a can opener
We call it sabbath because we're getting older
Shoot her in the head because she's Jewish
Sloppy vagina is what we call blue fish

[Outro]
Oooohhhhh that was straight spooky on the track. Ooooohhhhhh. Oh sh*t! It's Casper the friendly ghost! HEY! Don't put your finger in my ahh again. You hear me? *Lucious noises*