Rectum Anal lyrics

[Intro]
*Moans*
Ahhh ahhh ahhh

[Verse 1]
I put a gucci belt on my deer
You're grandma better stay clear
I put sunscreen on my rear view mirror
I broke her back they began to cheer
I poop out toothpaste dust
It covered a bar and now it's rust
I paid a dude named Elon Musk
He took all of my rockets man
I dig underground like a mole
Made your grandpa resize my hole
My age is starting to take a toll
Juked out a crippled war veteran

[Verse 2]
I play a Nintendo switch
Charlie Puth released light switch
I ride a di*k like a witch
360 spins into a ditch
Flagged for not taking the control
I did a sexy Kabob anal roll
I play slap jack with your soul
Frog dissecting day is here
Zipper got my pants stuck
I got hired to drive an Amazon truck
I don't give no quick f*ck
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
[Interlude]
Doctor: Hey, slow down man
Lil Chromozome: NO!
Doctor: You need to
Lil Chromozome: WHY!?
Doctor: It's better to keep your heart rate low and not over 200
Lil Chromozome: I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME DOC! SHUT YOUR TRAP AND DO YOUR JOB!
Doctor: But I-
Lil Chromozome: SHHHHH!!
Doctor: Whatever
Lil Chromozome: Sorry about that. That idiot tried to tell me what to do. Now where was I? Oh yeah

[Verse 3]
Shart on a dildo
Gotta watch my di*k grow
I just caught your p*ss bro
I'm the next Jim Crow
Sucking on a baby
I just punched a lady
Like it's lady gaga
When they talk it's blah blah
Rolling with my jays on
Skrt like Jimmy Neutron
Working at McSpanky
Grandma getting cranky
[Verse 4]
Shoot her in the toenail
Cause she is a female
I just sent an email
Crip walk on a zebra
Turtle laying eggs here
Drinking p*ss and drinking beer
I just f*cked a little deer
Colon cancer is overrated
Too much wind and too much gravy
March through town like MC Shady
Turning 2 while you were 80
Crystal on my di*k

[Outro]
Lil Chromozome: Oh that was straight f...*coughs aggressively* Ok. Now. Oh that was straight fire on the track!
Doctor: Sir, your heartrate is now 264, now slow down
Lil Chromozome: NEVER!