Ascension lyrics

[Intro]
Lil Chromozome: You can't just say something like that and then say the exact opposite right after
Old Man: Why not?
Lil Chromozome: Because it contradicts your point
Old Man: I'm going to contradict your ass!

[Verse 1]
Write on my essay when you're not home
I be p*ssing on the floor eat the chicken from the bone
I can shoot the liquor store prohibition Al Capone
I can steal my teacher's car when he teaching in the zone
I don't marry proper women I be kissing on them dudes
Got my credit score above 800 sеlling out my nudes
Shot the judge whеn I go to court never pay the bills
Spent 100k on Fortnite v-bucks overdose on pills

[Verse 2]
Beat the black b*tches into labor
Getting the vaccine won't save her
I'm eating out her booty for the flavor
f*ck her with my di*k lightsaber
Pulling out my dildo now
f*cking when you're not around
Not the king but got a crown
Murder people in the town
I just sh*t but now it's brown
Fighting b*tches underground
Free my boys the doggy pound
Circle booty that is round
[Verse 3]
Turn on the light switch when it turns night
Never understood the math never knew if I was right
Use the ruler and the angle still can't get it in my sight
I am stuck inside of someone's booty and it's really tight

[Interlude]
*knocking*
Old Man: Open the damn door!
Lil Chromozome: No. You've got a belt. I don't like you
Old Man: No I don't have a belt on. i just dropped my pants
Lil Chromozome: Ooh. *opens door*

[Verse 3 Continued: Old Man]
I heard you rapping
And now I hear you fapping
Your cheeks will be clapping
*squirt noises*

[Verse 4]
I grab her by the hair and then I throw her down by the toilet
And then I get down on me knees and give her a fat blowjob (Yeah! Sounds about right)
I saw my grandma and then I took her belongings but I mainly took the cookie jar
And now it's mine forever b*tch (They're my cookies)

[Outro]
Old Man: Son, it seems like I taught you well. Was that straight fire on the track?
Lil Chromozome: Oh that was straight fire on the tra... *falls over from death*
Old Man: Oh. He died. They're my cookies now!