Democratic Republic of the Congo lyrics

[Intro]
*gorilla noises*

[Verse 1]
Bang on our bongo drum like an instrument
Teacher coming at us like a terrorist gonna leave a dent
Spray on hair cologne knocking out a little kid
Google plus and tinder people coming over give head
Reinforce the law but only do it on a Thursday
Shoot a bow and arrow at the flower call me Mocking Jay
Hop across the water gotta smack a f*cking coconut
Drink the water that's inside I break it open with a nut
In the outer banks I pull it off like Topper
Punch the President escaping by the helicopter
Drinking beer with Santa Claus he di*ks down Mr. Clean
Tide pods and clean shirts purple p*ss and lean

[Interlude]
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Hoo, hoo, hoo

[Verse 2]
Row across the Nile River sucking on her tit
Never gonna pay our taxes blowing up the government
Cops are chasing after me i have to suck my di*k
I'm thriving off of tax evasion
Will Smith is gay cause he f*cking Chris Rock
BBC radio reporting on my fat c*ck
I will threesome them like I'm the Taliban
Imports and exports are forever banned
Banning school textbooks due to fornication
Mentally insane got to get some probation
di*k di*k di*k di*k
di*k di*k di*k di*k
[Outro]
OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRAAAAAAACK!
*loud autistic breathing*