It Must Be Mating Season lyrics

[Intro]
Ha ha ha ha. My favorite time of the year, mating season. I've got to find something to f*ck, or else I'm going to go rabid. Let's do this
Wait wait wait, hold up, why are you coming with me? Your di*k is too small to participate in this season. f*ck off

[Verse 1]
Driving down the street with a dildo on my car
It's the trophy I collect from the sl*ts at the bar
I could put in my mouth or my ass just for fun
But I've come here for a reason so I gotta grab my gun
You see personally, I prefer a little thickness
I bounce around a bit then I get back to business
I've got to find some more of these hoes so I can breed
Cause it's mating season time and I'm hеre to set the scеne

[Verse 2]
Aw yeah I'm stroking my bone
Going to class and then I'm going straight home
I turn up the music when I'm driving down the street
And I'm spitting some bars every time I hit the beat
They better shake their sh*t or else I'm gonna have some problems
No they cannot go with me when I go to the Bahamas
Cause it's mating season fool, I ain't here to take no wives
Imma go in my disguise

[Verse 3]
Oh yeah, right there
Going dirty in my diap air
Still f*cking b*tches in my nightmares
Others got it rough but life ain't fair
I could walk down the street with my jays on
If a thug creased my sh*t then that boy is gone
Imma lock him up in my basement
And then I'll make him take all of this gay sh*t
Oh yeah man! Let's go! (Oh yeah)
I'll rape him fast and then slow! (Salt and pepper on that ass)
Convert his ass to my side (You're mine)
Take his booty for a joy ride *moans aggressively*
[Verse 4]
Imma take all my stuff, and then I'm gonna make him feel good
Crush his hopes and his dreams, and then I'll stroke his morning wood
Let's skip past the details and just start to mate
If I slap it hard enough, then it might reverberate
If it's not good enough, then I might just have to kill him
Throw his body in the river so his family won't find him
The police might find me but I'll have a reason
I'll have to explain that it's mating season

[Outro]
OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRACK!
Welp, I guess mating season is over. I have to wait till next year. Or maybe not, wink wink