Oross Kabob lyrics

[Richard]
*moans*
Mr. Ross. I'm ready to go again.

[Bob Ross]
Ok sexy. *multiple kisses*
Just go lay on the table, spread yo cheeks, put olive oil inside, and I'll be right there.

[Richard]
*moans*
Ohhhh yeah. I love the feeling of olive oil in my ass. Ohhh yes.

[Bob Ross]
Ok. We're ready to go for another anal session. You ready boy?

[Richard]
Oh yes Mr. Ross. Do me hard. Harder than last time, I need this.

[Bob Ross]
Ok. I'm going in. Deeper this time. DEEP!
*inserts di*k*

[Richard]
*loud moans*
OHHH YES! OHHH MY GOD! YEAH!
[Bob Ross]
Yeah. Once your as*h*le gets used to my di*k, it feels good. Doesn't it? Doesn't it boy?

[Richard]
OH YES MR. ROSS! OH! IT FEELS SO GOOD NOW! AHHHHH!

[Bob Ross]
Nice nice. But now I'm going to pound a lot faster alright? Be preparеd for the table to break.

[Richard]
Ahh yеs Mr. Ross! I need you to go faster! And HARDER! AND DEEPER, NOW!

[Bob Ross]
Yeah, here we go.

[Bob Ross & Richard]
*violent pounding noises*
*Dominant and submissive moans*
Richard: OH MY GOD! OH MY f*ckING GOD! YEAAH! YEAAAAAH! IT FEELS SO f*ckING GOOD! AHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! GO FASTER! HARDER! DEEPER! OHHHH MY ASS FEELS SO f*ckING DRY! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH MY f*ckING GOD!
Bob Ross: YUHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Bob Ross]
*table starts to break*
Uh oh. *table shatters*
Oh no! Our table! It's broken!
[Richard]
Oh. Ah. That was- Oh my. My ass. I can't feel my ass. That was so good. DO IT MORE!

[Bob Ross]
Alright. Prepare for another butt f*cking.
*inserts di*k*

[Richard]
*more violent pounding*
OH MY f*ckING GOD!
*really submissive moans*
YES! YES! YES! f*ck!

[Bob Ross]
*aggressive moans and build up to climax*

[Richard]
YES BABY!
*snap*
*body hits floor*

[Bob Ross]
Richard? Richard? Richard!? RICHARD!? NOOOOOOOO! I DID IT AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOO! I'm sorry Richard! That wasn't straight fire on the track.

[Richard]
Oh f*ck.
[Bob Ross]
AH! Richard!? You're not dead!? I thought I killed you!

[Richard]
No. You just snapped a bone. It's ok though. Oh that felt AMAZING! DO IT AGAIN!

[Bob Ross]
Well ok.
*inserts di*k*
*violent pounding proceeds*

[Narrator]
And they both f*cked happily, ever, AFTER!