Ride On My di*k lyrics

[Chorus]
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k
But you don't even know why it seems so addictive *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k
Got your di*k in the air now you getting all descriptive

[Verse 1]
Made her hit the ground and do the dougie make her work
Get the information that I need and then I twerk
Gonna beat that child I'm gonna make that booty burp
(Ninja pacifiers, I want your baby sucking on me)
Go to the people that I beat up earlier
I didn't really know who all these f*cking were
I said to them, "WHO THE f*ck SENT YOU!?"
And they said, "THE COPS DID SIR, PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"

[Verse 2]
Hold up what the f*ck you say to me
You said the cops were done but their still hunting me
I told them mother f*ckas that I got a f*cking B
(I'm bout to c*m ahhhhhh)
Suck my f*cking di*k till I can't feel my foreskin
Smack my long face then nuzzle up on my double chin
Double pack of beer for the show down guns ablaze
Spray c*m at me and I will go craze *boom*
[Chorus]
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k
But you don't even know why your getting so submissive *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k
Beat his ass pull his hair now he's going all emissive

[Verse 3]
Pull out the golf cart ride around a few times
They tried to arrest me for fraudulent crimes
I crushed his skull between thicc thighs
*knocking* (FBI OPEN UP) Oh God
Stop it you can't f*cking shoot me
I make music and I'm f*cking fruity *boom*
Wanna taste of my poop filled booty *boom*
I'll kick your face so you can't see

[Verse 4]
Yeah I ripped off his pubes
Put em in his mouth choke out on the news *boom*
Dead body report on this b*tch in the news
Put his body in a waterside tube
Smack him with a fish fil a
Make your momma get undressed today
She told me you were f*cking sick today
Lemme make sure the boy f*cking dies *boom*
[Chorus]
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k
But you don't even know why it seems so addictive *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k *boom*
Ride on my di*k
Put my nose in your ear now I smell your f*cking ear drum *boom*

[Outro]
We made it to the end everybody. Good job making music. Now we have to give a proper goodbye. Give the best "that was straight fire on the track" you've ever given in your life. 3, 2, 1
[All versions of Lil Chromozome]
OH THAT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE ON THE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
GOOD JOB EVERYBODY, THE PROPER CONCLUSION! NOW, GOODBYE LISTENER! GOODBYE! *moans cutely*