Jack My Lantern lyrics

[Verse 1]
I sat on my couch with a hard-on, this is painful
I'm stroking that sh*t to the TV, watching some gay porn
I got up to go to the bathroom, I'm gonna c*m
But then I heard a knock at the front door, Gotta grab my gun
I took a moment to answer it, I was anxious
I thought it might be kids asking for candy, this is heinous
I quickly opened the door, and saw nobody
Until a group of men appeared, and did karate
They came inside of my house, and circled me
They took off their masks and I was shocked, this is scary
They revealed themselves to be skeletons, no joke dude
But then they ripped my pants off, and stroked my bonе nude

[Chorus]
Spooky scary skeletons arе j*rking on my di*k
They stroke it with their boney hands and don't use any lube
It hurts so bad, I wanna cry, but they won't let me go
They pull and tug until I bleed and crush my pp tube

[Verse 2]
They tug on my di*k till it snaps off, like a skin tag
I scream out in agony, crying and dying, I'm gonna gag
They threw my di*k to the corner of the room, and then fingered me
The bones went deep inside of booty, into my sphincter
I got off the ground and I ran away, into my bathroom
The skeletons came and broke the door, I'm so doomed
They threw my ass to the ground, and proceeded to punch me
I was knocked unconscious, and then they rammed me
[Interlude]
Lil Chromozome: No! Please! Stop it! It hurts!
Skeleton: Shut the f*ck up skin pig! You're getting f*cked whether you like it or not!

[Verse 5: Skeleton]
His butt is so wet and tight I like the feeling of it
And every year we come around he gonna give me his clit
Because this isn't just a one time thing, I'll do it again
And maybe next time I will train him so he gives some good head

[Chorus]
Spooky scary skeletons are making my butt clap
They push their boners in my butt and make me want to die
This pain is so unbearable, I can't take anymore
I pass out from the anal sex but they aren't done tonight

[Outro]
Lil Chromozome: Ow. Please skeletons. Let me go. I didn't do anything to you
Skeleton: Oh that was straight fire on the track! And no, we're not going to let you go. We still owe you plenty more backshots
Lil Chromozome: No no. Ah! Ahh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Skeleton: Oh it's tight. This is going to feel good. We're going to do this all night
*moans of gay sex*