Santa’s Rod lyrics

[Chorus]
Santa drinking that reindeer pee
Stay the f*ck away from me
Taking all the shots stds
Vhs and dvds
Pulling out the Glock 500
Shoot the gifts pouring out red
Mother walked in oh she's dead
Cat inside the box pus*y head

[Verse 1]
What was Santa doing here
c*m all in tree
Why are there no gifts but a letter there
Saying hope you like the rusty pee

[Chorus]
Phil swift was showing off the product
Holding back no misconduct
Lemme go in the air duct
Grab his fat balls and stuff
Choking on Santa's Rod
Deepthroat a vegan Kabob
18 bucks an hour that's my job
Beard with cookie crumbs and nasty c*m
Rudolph on the roof making noise
Getting rammed by the other boys
Whip them with my belt (SHUT THE f*ck UP!)
Don't wake my parеnts you animals
[Verse 2]
What's the point of Christmas now
Santa's out of c*m
I can take him to the bank to еxtract it there his seed will impregnate like a thousand people

[Chorus]
Guess it's time that I take over
Rudolph better fly or bend over
di*k is hard and full of semen
You can call me the Christmas demon

[Interlude]
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! You're a hoe! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

[Outro]
Santa: Oh that was straight fire on the track man
Guy: Oh thanks Santa
Santa: You're welcome b*tch. Now suck my di*k!
Guy: With pleasure my dude