Here Cums Santa Claus lyrics

[Chorus 1]
Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Riding on my di*k all day
Sucking and slurping
Moaning and chirping
Fat old man is gay

[Verse 1]
Nut in his chimney
Took a plane to Sydney
Took the Christmas tree
I cut down a stocking
Invested in Medicare
40 gallons of dry pee
Fart on my Ding dong
Ringing on the doorbell
Come down the road tonight
Shooting up a beater
Sucking on my wiener
Booty getting bad mad tight

[Chorus 2]
Picked up a chick
Riding on a stick
Rudolph has aids
Got braces and feces
Wiped out the species
You took all of my band-aids
[Verse 2]
Just popped some popcorn
Watching all this gay porn
Bluetooth speakers on
I'm turning up the volume
While I'm in church
I hate your family
Nuketown on them zombies
f*cked a bunch of commies
Doing the splits right now
Let me turn on the power
Pooping in the shower
Santa is here in town

[Outro]
*Gay moan*
Yeah you already know what I'm about to say don't you? Oh, that was straight fire on the track
I don't know. Do you not like Christmas? Because I do! BLAP!