Holiday Shopping Spree lyrics

[Intro]
Lil Chromozome: Look man, I'm just telling you it doesn't feel right
Host: Just shut up and sing the song we really need this
Lil Chromozome: Ugh, fine

[Verse 1]
Hold up stop it for a second (for a second)
Let me roll up with my blanket (with my blanket)
And we eating all the bacon (all that bacon)
Put him down like Abe Lincoln (oh he dead)
We ain't turning down for nothin (down for nothin)
Girls down and we nuttin (got me nuttin)
Lemme hit and give you somethin (got somethin)
Michael Jordan do be jumpin (he hoppin)
We be rolling in the park (in the park)
Furry b*tch hit a bark (bark bark)
Baseball out the park (oh my god)
You a minnow I'm a shark (nom nom)
Phil swift flex tape (flex tape)
Stagе 4 anal rape (anal rape)
Climb bars like an apе (black b*tch)
Spread cheeks like a grape

[Verse 2]
Santa and the Queen be sh*tting on the floor
f*ck her booty with a smore
Kicking down the new door
Swords out anal galore
Pop a whip in the Mercedes
I stole over 12 babies
I hope they have rabies
Dos don'ts or maybes
[Verse 3]
You can shove it in my butt (in my butt)
Gave a kid a paper cut (oh yeah)
You gonna hit me or what (or what)
Jukebox on my nut (exactly)
Stole a gift like the grinch (he's green)
Gave your di*k a fat pinch (mm yeah)
Licking you like a b*tch *lick*
Football on the pitch (oh throw it)
Making sugar cookie crumbs
Semen covers up the gloves
I know what your girl loves
A blowjob
*brutal blowjob sounds*

[Outro]
Host: Oh my god, that was straight fire on the track!
Lil Chromozome: Can I go home now?
Host: Yeah yeah, enjoy your Christmas