Neptune lyrics

[Chorus]
Hop on a ship, and I'm going straight to Neptune
Flying past Jupiter and Saturn, yeah, that's what I do
Might go visit later but for now I go to Neptune
I might make a song about my journey straight to Neptune
Man it's f*cking freezing, but I've already passed Uranus
Running low on food and water, but I have to take a p*ss
Might just have to land upon the moon that is the closest
And then only then will I be able to go take a p*ss

[Verse 1]
I don't care if I'm running low on water
Squirt that sh*t straight out your daughter
Harvard is my alma mater
That's a starter
Learning how to survive in space
Everyone always makes a race
Of the simple calculations that I write down

[Pre-Chorus]
Tell me my friend, would you still love me?
If I came back to Earth from above thee
I am so far now, but I miss you
When it's all over, I'll come to kiss you

[Chorus]
Hop on a ship, and I'm going straight to Neptune
Flying past Earth and Mars and the asteroid belt, it's what I do
Those are really boring, so I'm taking off to Neptune
I am so excited for my journey straight to Neptune
Landed on the planet, but now I can't see a god damn thing
And it's super windy, I think that I might be blown away
But I take the damage to my body like it's nothing
Harvest the materials and get inside with something
[Verse 2]
Flying through the cosmos
di*k and balls on your toes
I was so curious of all your kinks
Got this girl with me
Man, she is so frisky
I was just watching her suck it

[Pre-Chorus]
Open up the window and I take in the view
No more oxygen for the rest of the crew
But I am a big boy, I'm different
And you all will know that I'm different

[Chorus]
Hop on a ship, and I'm going straight to Neptune
Flying past Mercury and Venus, yeah, that's what I do
Those ones are so rocky, so I take my ass to Neptune
I will go there later but for now I head to Neptune
I just took the diamonds from the layers of the ocean
Now I'm filthy rich but I don't want to taint the ocean
Look upon the planet and you see the dark and deep blue
That is how it's looks, that's my beauty, that's my Neptune