Commercials! lyrics

by

Deko


[Intro: Gobi]
Yo, yo, it's ya boy Gobi, check it out
We got these commercial breaks coming right up, uh
Some of them are cool, some of them are like— some of like soul-sucking evil corporate sh*t
But it's like whatever, y'know, pays the bills
Uh, just ignore it, stay positive
Be right back, Gobi

[Commercial 1: Creamie Dreamies]
My milkshake make a b*tch wait
I do not wait
Better yet, dollar is a date
That's a hot date
Hit sh*t, no karate
Shawty's gotta stretch it like when you in Pilates
My Milkshake make a b*tch wait
I do not wait
Better yet, dollar is a date
That's a hot date
Hit sh*t, no karate
Shawty's gotta stretch it like when you in Pilates
(My— my— my— my)
(Perfect!)
(Well, if you gotta know!)
(I don't even know what I'm doing—)
(Yahoo!)
Come on down to Creamie Dreamies and get yourself a delicious
Dreamie Creamie milkshake
Y—y—y—yeeaah
[Commercial 2: Gloopies]
Howdy do!
It's Gloopy-Sam here (Yeehaw!)
You there, wanna play with the Gloopies?
(Yeehaw!)
Me too!
f*ck yeah!
Alright!
Let me tell you why, um
I love Gloopies!
Yeah, I love Gloopies
Yeah, I love Gloopies
Yeah, I love Gloopies
I love Gloop, yeah
Gloop, yeah, gloop, yeah, gloop
Gloop, yeah (Yeah)
(Come on down to Gloopies today and get yourself an ultra Gloopy Glooper!)

[Commercial 3: 𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮𝓲𝓲®]
Hey, you!
Yeah, that's right, you!
You like toys?
You— you like Osean World stuff?
Check it out
I got this exclusive Madmonkeii, shapes, toys and colors
Only twenty million ninety-nine, plus half your soul
Yeah
Come down today and buy a Madmonkeii
Buy— buy one Madmonkeii
Buy two Madmonkeii's
Buy one for your mom and grandma
Who gives a sh*t?
Just buy all the Madmonkeii's
You can't get them anywhere else
[Commercial 4: AIMatch.com]
You don't have to say it twice to me, I get it
You don't gotta be nice to me, don't sweat it
I'ma be alright without you, I
I found my lover, I found my mate
I don't give a f*ck what a hater gotta say, ay
Ay, ay
Okay
Do you want to be like the guy in this song?
If so, then come on down to AIMatch.com and get an exclusive one-thousand percent accurate AI Neural Net calculated match and you will never search for love again
I promise
Would I lie to you?
Come and find out at AIMatch.com today

[Commercial 5: Johnson Stephenson Corp]
Hi, Johnson Stephenson Corp here
Uh, here to say, put chemicals in your weed
Why?
Because it makes it better
Uh— how?
Just does, so—
Don't even think about what you're doing right now and just, put— Just do it
Vote yes on Article 9
This will allow government-mandated chemical injections into all Marijuana
(This message was brought to you specifically by the government don't even worry about it)
[Commercial 6: HappyCorps]
Hey, man!
Squiggly Bill, ten billion
I just want you to know, governments and uh propaganda
Tryna get you to put chemicals in your weed, I'm just gonna let you know
Don't do it!
sh*t's all, f*cking uh, wack, man
They got the chemicals f*ckin' with your brain, man
f*ckin' with, you need your natural stuff, bro
You need natural stuff, man
Yeah, it's— it's like, it's you know
Vote no on Article 9
And we don't, it's your weed, and, we don't
Just vote no, man!
Chemicals is not okay, bro, why—
(Why would you put chemicals in your, your weed?)
This message was brought to you by the HappyCorps, yay!

[Commercial 7: Wizardchat.com]
(Uh, uh!)
(Aw, sh*t, f*ck)
Are you a wizard?
Do you not have fun with regular people because they are not wizards?
Come on down to Wizardchat.com and make some friends with people that are like you
A motherf*cking wizard
I mean, hey, what's the worst that could happen?
Wizardchat.com is not responsible for any wizard accidents involving the switching of bodies or possessions by force of wand

[DJ Gobi]
Ayo, it's your boy Gobi, I'm back
Check it out, we just got done with some of the commercials
Before we get back into the tunes, I got a super-sneak-peak exclusive
Got Deko here, with, um
Uh, friends I guess, I don't know?
I don't know these f*ckin' people
[?] 'bout to freestyle

[Verse 1: [?]]
Ay, they talkin' about...
They talkin' about your sh*t bruh
I don't give a f*ck I'm freestylin' bro!
Oh, yeah, f*ckin' that sh*t
Yeah, but why you f*ckin' tryna—
Why are you tryin' to argue with me bro?
I can't do this sh*t bro (Bruh)
I really can't do this sh*t bro!
Shut the f*ck up
Wait, hold up— shut the f*ck up, shut the f*ck up
Ay, shut the f*ck up!
Ay! (Ooh)
Hold up— check this sh*t— hold up— ay

[Verse 2: [?]]
Okay, I get into a fool that wanna play me
Try me
Think that he can underate or Super-f*ckin'-Size me
I'm 'bout to blast my f*ckin' brain off because I'm hype-y
I'm hyphy
High for the f*ckin' dashin', I got fashion in my blood
Yeah, I dress myself and this a freestyle off the f*ckin' dome, okay
The best myself and I know that I found my home, okay
I'm from Atlanta, yes I am so Georgia-grown, okay
So shout out Luda all that sh*t li'l John I'm gone, okay
Yeah shout out Outkast blast that sh*t okay I'm gone, okay
I'm in the Cadillac I'm ridin' and I'm gone, alright
Two-eighty-five and I'm alive
And I got two [?] do or die 'cause I think I might just drive through a brick wall
I'm f*cking Superman, I know I can
These b*tches is the f*cking opposite of who I am
I'm
So f*cking colorful they call me Toucan Sam
And I don't think they can come by
Anything or any man
Nothing men can get between me and my money
I see that I can fall around time looking funny
But that's because I'm really just extravagant, you know this
And I'm so lovely with the words I'm like a poet
I never write it down it's off my brain like every single time
I don't have the f*ckin' pen or paper when I f*cking rhyme
It's just part of who I am
My brain just f*cking understands
When I hit the mic I just go *blap-blap-bap-blook-a-blap*

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