Long Nipple Hair lyrics

It's become a part of me, a quirk that I embrace
A symbol of uniqueness in this mundane space
I have a nipple hair that never stops growing
It gets so long it's always showing
I trim it down every few months or so
But like a weed it continues to grow

Long nipple hair, it dances in the breeze
A spectacle that'll bring you to your knees
Long nipple hair, it waves hello

It's not just hair, it's a cosmic affair
Bow down to the might of the nipple hair
It twists and twirls, a sight so rare
The legendary sage of the nipple hair