I’ve just had explosive diarrhea lyrics

f*cking hell, now that was a huge dump
I'm absolutely f*cking sweating after getting rid of that junk
I've just had explosive diarrhea
And now I feel slim and beautiful
No more bloated feeling
Now my brown eye can do some healing
What a f*cking relief
To get rid of that load
To let it all out
Upon that porcelain throne
Whatever I flushed out of there
Has left me feeling as physically metaphorically light as air
I've just had explosive diarrhea