I sh*t Myself To Get Out Of Certain Situations lyrics

[Chorus]
I'm ready
To fill my pants in desperation
I sh*t myself to get out of certain situations
I'm bored out of my mind
I need to get out of this place
I need to sh*t myself to give myself some space

[Verse 1]
This job interview isn't going so well
That's okay, my arsehole is about to smell
The 9 to 5 is not much fun
So I'm gonna let a poo leave my bum

[Verse 2]
Wedding ceremonies are dull like f*ck
I'm gonna lose control of my bowel and I done struck
Oh, Jesus c*nting Christ, I'm bored out of my mind
I need to get out of this place
I need to sh*t myself to give myself some space

[Chorus]
I'm rеady
To unload in desperation
I sh*t myself to gеt out of certain situations
I'm bored out of my mind
I need to get out of this place
I need to sh*t myself to give myself some space
[Outro]
I'm ready
To unload in desperation
I sh*t myself to get out of certain situations