Sad Bill Cipher Edging Song lyrics

I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
Why did I get fired from Walgreens for edging in the produce section?
It isn't fair!
Life isn't fair!

I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging

I lost my job at Walgreens
Got caught edging on the beans
I thought Walgreens were my BFFS
The manager, Karen, came and made a mess

I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging

I lost my job at Walgreens
Got caught edging on the beans
I thought Walgreens were my BFFS
The managеr, Karen, came and made a mеs

I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
Mirror mirror on the wall, who edges harder than them all?
Me
Mirror mirror on the wall, who edges harder than them all?
Me
Mirror mirror on the wall, who edges harder than them all?
Me
Mirror mirror on the wall, who edges harder than them all?
Me

What is wrong with being addicted to edging?
I can't help it if the banana's got a fatty
AAAAA FOR f*ck'S SAKE
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging
I'm Bill Cipher and I can't stop edging