PArent pickUP lyrics

[Intro: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
Is this where the party's at?

[Verse 1: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
Gotta split, oh yeah, I gotta get my kid
I'm gonna pick 'em on up and bring 'em back to the crib
I'm the transportation, from the edu-ma-cation
And this ain't no bus riding situation
Got my cut off jeans, yeah, I'm rockin' my Crocs
AC blastin', music crackel-ackin' crank it up
Got my engine revvin'
Papa ain't stoppin' at the 7-Eleven

[Bridge: Text-to-Speech Voice]
Student drop-off is just an opening act
Parent pickup is where the party's at

[Verse 2: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
I got a place to be, just up the street
And the school zone's flashin', you better take heed
The crossing guard takes notice as my car rolls by
So, I give him the nod, but I don't know that guy
Because my kid's a car rider, not a walker or a biker
He's a "papa got the party wagon, get your butt insider"
I pull on up, I'm jammin' Cinderella
That's a double entendre, I'm that kind of fella
[Bridge: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
Student drop off is just an opening act
Parent pickup is where the party's at

[Chorus: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
Parent pickup, is where the party's at
Drop the bass, (Bass!) in my SUV
That's me, the daddy bangin' his head to the beat
In the driver's seat
Parent pickup, donde el party esta
Bajando bass, en mi SUV
Ese yo soy, el papi moviendose al beat
In the driver's seat

[Post-Chorus: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
A lady with a baby drove a Lexus
With an "everything's bigger in Texas" bumper sticker

[Verse 3: HOward MOody as "Karen Rodgers"]
Uhm... excuse me, hello?
My name is Karen Rodgers, and I'm here to pick up my daughter Sharon Rodgers
And I've been more than patient, but dismissal is late
And we have yoga and I'd really hate to file a complaint
Oh, by the way, the other day I heard loud music
Blaring from that car over there, and I heard swearing
And I care about my hearing!
And I'm feeling like I'm not being heard
Where is my daughter?
This is getting absurd, can you go get her?
[Bridge: Text-to-Speech Voice]
Student drop off is just an opening act
Parent pickup is where the party's at

[Verse 4: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
Chill out, carpe diem!
Did you bring a puppy dog which you're happy to see 'em
But ya better watch out, you never know who's lookin'
Don't go diggin' for gold, or so I'm told
I saw a woman fix her face up in the rear-view mirror
Got them gold hoops earrings hanging ear-to-ear
And I gave her a wave, see her everyday
'Cause she's one of my peeps, and she's here to party-he-he-hey!

[Bridge: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
Student drop off is just an opening act
Parent pickup is where the party's at

[Chorus: HOward MOody as "Papa," "Karen Rodgers"]
Parent pickup, is where the party's at
Drop the knowledge, and share it
Every meme I see, that's me, Mr. Right
So, please don't offend me
If you don't agree with me, just go unfriend me
Parent pickup, is where my mother can wait
While I drop filters, on selfies, 'cause I'm lookin' great
That's me (Hi Sharon!), lookin' back at me
Yay, tag it and post it for the world to see!
[Post-Chorus: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
A lady with a baby drove a Lexus
With an "everything's bigger in Texas" bumper sticker

[Chorus: HOward MOody as "Papa"]
Parent pickup, is where the party is at
Drop them bass (Bass!)
Parent pickup, is where the party is at
Uhm, excuse me hello? Yay!
Parent pickup