Brawny Paper Towel Man lyrics

[Verse]
Twenty-five years old, that's when i met my brawny (yup)
I was working at a gay bar [?] My phone (uh uh)
I rise intersected,we instantly connected,he gave me his number and made my pecker grow
[Chorus]
Well i finally got myself a brawny paper towel man
He's the kind of stud you can't find just anywhere
He's a furry from top to bottom,sweet jesus I'm glad i got him
I'm his booboo he's my yogi bear
[Post-Chorus]
Bottom,top furry,hes a fur-,well he's a top top furry, he's a top top top top Gay
[Verse 2]
A month or so later i moved into his apartment (yup)
[?] That we both knew right away (uh,uh)
He gave me a key and a letter
I got a whole lot better
And it get better every day,thank god i'm gay
[Chorus]
Well i finally got myself a brawny paper towel man
He's the kind of gentlemen that'll open up your door
He's six foot five,got hazel eyes
Looks damn sexy and [?]
Brawny is the picker quicker up but i want more
[Post-Chorus]
My pecker grow,ohh pecker,ohh pecker, he's a furry, he's a top furry, he's a top a top gay, very top top furry,very top top furry,very top top furry,very top top furry,very top top furry,very top top,very bottom (gay)
[Verse 3]
We got a mannequin named Fern that we dress for parties(yup)
And we both like to watch men's figures skating two (figures, figures, figures)
He used to be a baptist preachure,now we're a double feature,just like Moulin Rouge and Xanadu
[Chorus]
Well i finally got myself a brawny paper towel man
He's the kind of man i've been waiting for all my life
Someone i can sit and play cards with
Get drunk and smoke cigars with
We went to the chapel got married now I'm his wife
[Outro]
Bottom,top furry,hes a fur-,well he's a top top furry, he's a top top top top Gay
Figures