Hammered lyrics

[Introduction:]
Aye, aye, aye, I'm hammered
Aye, aye, aye, aye

[Verse 1:]
I woke up in the morning like "Where's my pants?"
Set my (?), bring an ambulance
I need a ride home, lost my chance
So, I found an (?), and a pair of Vans
Then I, then I do the walk of shame
Try'na keep my eyes behind the frames
Got a lot of missed calls, got a lot of new numbers
But, I didn't write no names
It's incredible fun that we had, I hope I ain't make no one mad
My headache is throbbin' so bad, the end of the night I just faded to black
My makeup is smeared on my face
My hair is a f*cking disgrace
I hope I don't run into no one I know before I make it back to my place

[Hook:}
Turn up, get turnt up
Show up, and I show out
Keg of beer in my backseat
Throw a half a party at your house
Cannonball, in the pool
Keg stand in the living room
(?), get faded
Take a brand new dude, to your brother's room
I'm hammered, I'm hammered
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun
Take a brand new dude, to your brother's room
I'm hammered, I'm hammered
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun
I said I'm hammered

[Verse 2:]
I turn up, to turn up, to do it again
Call up the homies, invite up your friends
My b*tches bad, they don't gotta retain
All different colors, and all different 10's
Tell all these lames to stop wasting my time
Forget all the rules, I stay close (?)
Getting it in, I ain't worried 'bout time
I'm hammered again by the end of the night
Faded, sauce, twisted, wash
(?), (?), Mazoltuv
Smash, (?), plastered, blitz
Surrounded by some crazy sh*t
(?), chrome, pus*y, drone
Violated, every sip
(?) to the (?), that he (?), now I'm 86

[Hook 2:]
I'm hammered, I'm hammered
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun
I said "I'm hammered, I'm hammered"
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun
I said I turn up, get turnt up
Show up, and I show out
Keg of beer in my backseat
Throw a half a party at your house
Cannonball, in the pool
Threw a keg stand in the living room
(?), get faded
Take a brand new dude, to your brother's room
I'm hammered, I'm hammered
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun
I said "I'm hammered, I'm hammered"
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun
I said "I'm hammered"