first-world problems (real) lyrics
by lake michigan yacht club
[Intro]
(My b*tch pose is nasty)
[Chorus]
If I so much as think that you're mad at me (Why am I real?)
I'll jump right off the balcony (How can't you feel?)
I stop eating, then start crying ('Cause I can't deal)
Next time, say hi when you walk by me (With your utmost appeal)
[Verse 1]
Yeah, I know this some public school BS
But I got some sh*t I want off my chest
First off, I stare when you flex
I try to control myself but I can't address
Way harder than you think it'd be
At this point, don't even look at me
It's embarrassing how you've paralyzed me physically
I'm under your spell literally, for the rest of history
[Chorus]
If I so much as think that you're mad at me (Why am I real?)
I'll jump right off the balcony (How can't you feel?)
I stop eating, then start crying ('Cause I can't deal)
Next time, say hi when you walk by me (With your utmost appeal)
[Verse 2]
Use your words with me like you do with her
Or use your touch if you prefer
Can't even remember when I first saw you
It was a long time but my mind can't bother
To move on, way harder than you think it'd be
At this point, don't even look at me
I'm still under the impression that we'll sit congruently
But sh*t ain't perpendicular
Use your words and say to her
"Baby girl, it's over"
I'm tryna get closer (My b*tch pose is nasty)
[Chorus]
If I so much as think you're mad at me (Why am I real?)
I'll jump right off the balcony (How can't you feel?)
I stop eating, then start crying ('Cause I can't deal)
Next time, say hi when you walk by me
[Outro]
'Cause we're running out of time (Running)
Now let me put this in rotted brain terms
'Cause I guess sh*t still ain't perpendicular
Your aura points, off the charts
You successfully mogged my heart (Jesus f*ck)
It's so over, yet I'm tryna get closer