Cards Against Humanity: Fourth Expansion lyrics

Black cards

• 2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ________.
• Adventure. Romance. ________. From Paramount Pictures, "________."
• Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation ________.
• As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?
• Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of ________.
• Do not f*ck with me! I am literally ________ right now.
• Every step towards ________ gets me a little bit closer to ________.
• Forget everything you know about ________, because now we've supercharged it with ________!
• Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be ________, and I'll be ________.
• How am I compensating for my tiny p*nis?
• I am become ________, destroyer of ________!
• I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by ________.
• I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow ________ at the country club.
• If you can't handle ________, you'd better stay away from ________.
• In return for my soul, the Devil promised me ________ but all I got was ________.
• In the beginning there was ________. And the Lord said, "Let there be ________."
• It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ________.
• Man, this is bullsh*t. f*ck ________.
• Oprah's book of the month is "________ For ________: A Story of Hope"
• She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for ________.
• The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of ________.
• This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of ________.
• This year's hottest album is "________" by ________.
• We never did find ________, but along the way we sure learned a lot about ________.
• Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with ________.
• What's fun until it gets weird?
• You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ________, and then there's some stuff about ________, and then it ends with ________.
• You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon ________!
• ________ may pass, but ________ will last forever.
• ________ will never be the same after ________.

White cards

• 10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.
• A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.
• A Ugandan warlord.
• A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.
• A dance move that's just sex.
• A fart.
• A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes.
• A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.
• A hopeless amount of spiders.
• A horse with no legs.
• A kiss on the lips.
• A manhole.
• A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.
• A sex goblin with a carnival p*nis.
• A shiny rock that proves I love you.
• Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.
• Africa.
• All the single ladies.
• Almost giving money to a homeless person.
• Ambiguous sarcasm.
• An interracial handshake.
• Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
• Ass to mouth.
• Blackula.
• Bouncing up and down.
• Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality.
• Child Protective Services.
• Crazy opium eyes.
• Dem titties.
• Depression.
• Doo-doo.
• Drinking responsibly.
• Exploding pigeons.
• Falling into the toilet.
• Finally finishing off the Indians.
• f*cking a corpse back to life.
• Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.
• How awesome I am.
• Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.
• Interspecies marriage.
• Jizz.
• Khakis.
• Lots and lots of abortions.
• Moderate-to-severe joint pain.
• My dad's dumb f*cking face.
• My sex dungeon.
• My worthless son.
• Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.
• No clothes on, p*nis in vagina.
• Party Mexicans.
• Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.
• Sharks with legs.
• Smoking crack, for instance.
• Snorting coke off a clown's boner.
• Some sort of Asian.
• Sports.
• Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun.
• Sugar madness.
• The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.
• The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.
• The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.
• The safe word.
• The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.
• The size of my p*nis.
• The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.
• Three consecutive seconds of happiness.
• Unquestioning obedience.
• What Jesus would do.
• Whatever a McRib® is made of.
• Whispering all sexy.